If I were a month, I would be: Febuary

If I were a day of the week, I would be: Saturday

If I were a time of day, I would be: Nighttime

If I were a sea animal, I would be: Turtle

If I were a direction, I would be: Zig-zag

If I were a sin, I would be: Lust

If I were a historical figure I would be: Zebulon Pike

If I were a planet, I would be: Mars

If I were a liquid, I would be: Cynaide

If I were a stone, I would be: Quartz

If I were a tree, I would be: Plum

If I were a bird, I would be: Falcon

If I were a flower/plant, I would be: Fox Glove

If I were a kind of weather, I would be: Lightning Storm

If I were a mythical creature, I would be: Liger

If I were a musical instrument, I would be: Cello

If I were an animal, I would be: Falcon

If I were a colour, I would be: Blue

If I were an emotion, I would be: Confuzzled

If I were a vegetable, I would be: Tomato

If I were a sound, I would be: Bang!

If I were an element, I would be: Light

If I were a song, I would be: La La La

If I were a movie, I would be: RENT!!!!<3333

If I were a book, I would be written by: Dr. Seuss

If I were a food, I would be: Pizza

If I were a place, I would be: Sri Lanka

If I were a taste, I would be: Chocolate

If I were a scent, I would be: Hollister

If I were a religion, I would be: Krugerism

If I were a word, I would be: Antidisestablishmentarism.

If I were a body part, I would be: Foot

If I were a facial expression, I would be: 0_o

If I were a subject in school, I would be: AFJROTC

If I were a cartoon character, I would be: Deff. Kim Possible

If I were a shape, I would be: Google-gon

If I were a number, I would be: 2

If I were a piece of jewellery, I would be: Gold

If I were a piece of furniture, I would be: Desk Chair

If I were a car, I would be: Ford

If I were an item of clothing, I would be: Shirt

If I were a Disney movie, I would be: The Rescuers Down under

If I were an iPod, I would be: Black lol

If I were a teacher, I would teach: History!

If I were a bed, I would be: King

If I were a weapon, I would be: M1-Grand

If I were a criminal, I'd be in for the crime of: Adultery

If I were a millionaire, the first thing I'd buy would be: Plane

If I were capable of anything, I would be able to: Fly

If I were bored, I would most likely: Music

If I were a country, I would be: Great Britain

If I were a time period, I would be: Feudal Wales

If I meet one person, it would be: My True Love?

If I were a natural disaster, I would be: Volcano!!!!!

If I were a novel, my genre would be: Romance

If I had an accent, it would be: Boston

If I could speak another language, it would be: Portuguese

If I could be the lead singer for any song, it would be: RENT songs

If I could breathe anything, it would be: Water

If I was a cookie, I would be: Penutbutter

If I was an ethnicity, I would be: Welsh

If I could eliminate one problem of the world, it would be: Starvation

If I could make one thing, it would be: A robot that does your homework and takes your exams. *headesk*

If I could make any food for myself, it would be: Pizza

If I were a disease, I would be: Bubonic Plague

If I were a fruit, I would be: Apple

If I could live anywhere, I would live: Taxachussetts

If I could fly anywhere, I would fly to: Italy

If I could go anywhere, right now, I would go to: Robins house?

If I could die anywhere, I would die in: My love's arms.

If I did this survey, I am obviously: Bored out of my mind.